Paula Abdul - New Reality SHOW a BOMB!

This is a big surprise - NOT - Only 607,000 viewers suffered through here new reality show. Can you believe thats about half the amount Being Bobby Brown received. Guess what? , it is safe to say Hey Paula is a reality TV bomb.
The show premiered last Thursday with two original back-to-back half hour episodes, and hardly made a mark on the TV ratings scale. The few that did watch are asking for that hour of their lives back, saying the show is incredibly dull and even Paula’s nonsensical antics fail to entertain.
What we have learned after this show is, Paula is more likeable when she does NOT talk!

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Paula Abdul has the hots for Ashton Kutcher - Watch out DEMI!


Paul Abdul's new perfume makes her think of Ashton Kutcher. The 'American Idol' judge has launched her own fragrance Sexy Thoughts, but confesses when she wears it she keeps expecting a visit from the 'Punk'd' presenter. Paula is quoted by Access Hollywood as saying: "When I wear my fragrance, it's the strangest thing. I look around for Ashton Kutcher. "I think I'm getting 'Punk'd' for real!"

The 45-year-old named the perfume Sexy Thoughts because that's what she believes it invokes.

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Paula Abdul FEELS UNAPPRECIATED!

Paula Abdul has moaned people don't appreciate "the gift" she is to the world. The 'American Idol' judge breaks down and weeps in the first episode of her new reality TV show, Bravo's 'Hey Paula!', complaining her talent is overlooked.

Paula whinged: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. The way I've been treated is like a piece of dog s**t. "They beat me down. But I'm a warrior."
She continued to complain, "The last time I had a hit, Bill and Hillary were having sex", referring to the former US President Bill Clinton and his wife.
Perhaps Paula should try to stay sober and maybe people would appreciate her.....
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Paula Abdul Breaks Down

A videotape of Paula Abdul has emerged showing her having a meltdown during a recent conference call.

Abdul, who seems to be talking to a group of publicists at some point during the last week, trashes her former rep, Howard Bragman; reveals she's dealing with challenging medical problems; and states she's had enough of the terrible treatment she receives from the "people who are supposed to be taking care of things."

She sobs on the tape: "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach." Abdul is assured by those hearing her wails, "You will be treated better starting right now."

"I've been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time," said Abdul, who recently fibbed to her fans when she said she hurt her nose tripping over her Chihuahua. (We reported the real story last week - that Abdul threw a glass against the wall and a shard of it cut her face.)

Ranting about her former reps she says: "I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

"I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it.

"Howard Bragman on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel," Abdul is heard sobbing, "with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel's show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . . I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

Oh poor Paul! She can never catch a break!

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Paula Abdul Breaks Nose After Tripping

Paula Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip. Abdul's spokesman told, she is in good spirits after her fall last Saturday.

"As we speak, she's in a car on her way to press tour for the finale of Idol," he explained, adding that the only treatment the Idol judge received was a quick check-up from her doctor.

Paula has also said herself, "[I] tore cartilage. I took a nasty fall... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm, that's nothing... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip." Looking back on the incident, Abdul explains "The dog, I saw her... I just remember saying 'Oh my God, I'm going to do a face plant!' It hurt so bad! I screamed like a little baby would scream," she said of the pain. "I fractured my toe as well."

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Paula Abdul Drunk on American Idol Again...

If you live on the west coast and want to see Paula Abdul drunk tune into American Idol! The show just finished on the East Coast and well lets just say Paula was having a lot of fun! She was so gone the first day of auditions (Birmingham) she didn't even show up the second day. She was mysteriously missing ? When is this cocaine/drunk/pill popping mess going to enter rehab? She can share a room with Lindsay Lohan.

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